As of October first, I am no longer a miserable, poorly
compensated flight attendant. Now, I am a miserable, poorly compensated sales
associate (of sorts…. Exact details to come at a later date). I left the
airline for a number of reasons, the top among them being a knee injury that
required surgery, and also made me super fat because I couldn’t walk all
summer.
Because of this knee injury, I was all but forced into a
desk job. So here I sit, making millions of phone calls a day whilst wearing stretchy
office clothes (because I’m still fat from my knee injury). There are days when
I miss flying, and days when I really don’t. Every job has its good points and
its bad, and I thought I would detail some of the pros and cons for you.
Whether you’re considering a career as a flight attendant, know someone who is,
or are simply curious about the life, the following is a list of my personal
highs and lows (pardon the pun) of a life in the sky.
Pros:
-You get to fly for free. This has its limits, in that you
aren’t guaranteed a ticket, so you basically have to make plans to go somewhere
the day of, and never know if you will actually be able to get there or back.
But it’s still a pretty nice perk if you don’t mind being flexible about your
travel plans. (Like really flexible).
-You don’t have to deal with a boss constantly bugging you
about dumb stuff. You’re pretty much left alone by management and free to do
your own thing, provided you follow federal regulations. It’s nice to be the
only one in charge of yourself on a day-to-day basis.
-You get a lot of exercise. I walked several miles per day
between back and forth on the plane, switching planes between flights, and
general time in the airport. I was often too busy to eat, and didn’t get meal
breaks, so I maintained a decent weight when I was flying.
Cons:
-Your schedule is obnoxiously unpredictable. When on
reserve, you’re on call and never know whether or not you will be working, or
for how many hours or days.
-It’s extremely hard to have a life. Because you can be gone
for a week at a time, and you won’t necessarily know ahead of time that you’ll
be gone, you can’t very well make plans.
-You won’t make nearly as much money as you think you will.
The hourly rate is generous, but at my airline, we were only guaranteed to work
70 hours per MONTH. That adds up to just about minimum wage.
These are just a few of the things to consider when thinking
about how awesome you think flight attendant life is. It is better than a lot
of jobs, but it’s definitely not without its faults.
P.S. I wrote this post back in December 2014, but because of
my lack of free time due to the fact that I was spending 6 days a week making
fruitless phone calls, it never got posted.
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